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Joke of the Day

"My doctor said I am self destructive That explains why I voted for Hillary Clinton"

"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."

"Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer"

"If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city."

"Trump keeps talking about restoring ""law and order."" I dunno about you, but I'd rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly."

"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"

"Why do white girls like odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Guy Who Invented Figurative Speech: I've got something that'll blow your minds. Townspeople: *fleeing in abject terror*"

"Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents."

"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."