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Joke of the Day

"What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish."

"My wife said to take the dogs for a walk because they looked like they needed to go out. But I think they're full of crap."

"I just electrocuted myself It really hertz"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes."

"""See? I'm not nothing,"" I thought... ...as the sliding glass doors opened for me :("

"I wanna be the reason you're comfortable with your prostate examination"

"Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert"

"To enjoy gossip you really need to have a sense of rumour."

"If you have Spotify on your Ipad... then technically you're ""having your period""."

"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."