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Joke of the Day

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. -Tim Vine"

"Talking to women is a lot like origami. I don't know where to start and I always end up screaming."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Becomes he only CUMS once a year"

"You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up. ^^^^^^sorrynotsorry"

"Why are families only allowed 1 child in China? The government is opposed to euthanasia."

"Why did the blond climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side."

"Turns out that the best way to find a flat head screw driver is to pretend to look for a phillips one."

"How do you piss off a transgender? I'm sure the title will be enough to do it."

"Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!"

"I never date girls from china... That's a big red flag."