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Joke of the Day
"I won the drowning competition. Wanna know my secret? Well, don't hold your breath!"
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"Mike Pence getting booed at Hamilton is the worst thing to ever happen to a politician at a play"
"I miss my ex But my aim keels improving... One day"
"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."
"What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room? Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room"
"I am suffering from Tinnitus Feminale... ... Everytime a women moves her lips, I hear a loud ringing."
"*aliens return to ship* ALIEN LEADER: Where are the humans? ""We left them"" AL: Why? ""They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"""
"What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money."
"Son: Dad, I need some money! Dad: You should get a job at the StarBrites factory. Son: Why? Do they pay well? Dad: You kidding? ***You'll make a mint!***"