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Joke of the Day

"The Canadian military is just a guy named Ross with a flare gun in an aluminum boat."

"I like my women like I like my shirts With a deep V"

"How do you sink a Swedish submarine? Knock on the hatch."

"What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !"

"Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son? SON: Soy milk. DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre."

"Can a ninja kill you from 20ft away? Sure he can."

"What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen? Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out..."

"Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair."

"Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."

"Being married is like playing cards If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."