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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect: Without it you're fucked. And with it you're ducked."
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"What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings."
"John was at the 17th floor of a building. John hop off from the ledge and began to fall. Why didn't John die? John is a bird."
"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough and three is to many"
"Did you hear they just passed a law making round hay bales illegal? They says that they don't give cows a square meal."
"A guy asked me if I wanted some free fish... I asked, ""What's the catch?"""
"""OMG IT'S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!"" - Drivers, apparently."
"A chef, a clockmaker, and a thief walk into a bar, but the bartender says he doesn't get the joke. They all say, ""It's okay, these things take thyme."""
"What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? It's rear end!"
"My boss accused me of sticking my finger in his BD cake in the break room fridge, but he is completely wrong, it wasn't my finger."