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Joke of the Day
"Why did the English majors switch to Spanish? (OC) Too many persuasive esses."
Next Joke
"I've got a new job. I'm helping out a one-armed typist whenever she needs to type a capital letter. It's shift work"
"Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does."
"I was so surprised when he said those three little words to me: ""You're embarrassingly bad at math. This is over."""
"What brings a Jewish family closer together? The bristles"
"A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in the first grade, who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18."
"""OMG!!! HeRE LiEs BRiaNnA RiP! :*("" - Tombstones in 2060"
"Similes are like as holes."
"I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together"
"Bad luck, Atheists named Christian."