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Joke of the Day

"Hey I just met you... And this is Crazy... But this is a nice restaurant... So, Silence your baby!"

"I'm the kind of person that likes to be honest on April Fools April fools!"

"What do STDs and jokes have in common? They're both easily spread."

"Why did the cop wake up his son? To stop a kid napping."

"The heaviest things in the world: 4) iron 3) lead 2) tungsten 1) a toddler who doesn't want to be picked up"

"Jeopardy] Alex: This floats your boat. Me [buzzing in]: What is buoyancy? Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever."

"I've waited all year to post this this"

"What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle? I'm in the middle of *no Wear*"

"My new Thesaurus arrived today, and it's terrible. And another thing, it's terrible."

"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is ""Charles"". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded."