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Joke of the Day

"this toddler on the bus said ""the wheels on the bus go round & round"" & this guy yelled back ""no shit Sherlock"" & I can't stop clapping?"

"White house What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist."

"Kids, rap music has been around since 1979, we've all heard it. You aren't being edgy by playing it loudly at an intersection."

"Are you from Heaven? Because you look like you just died"

"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"

"Which clown has killed the most people? Ronald McDonald"

"A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume."

"Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car."

"I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook."

"I started bleeding out of my ear yesterday.... I think I'm on my HEARiod"