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Joke of the Day
"Mike Tyson wrecked a ship once... who wouldda thunk it?"
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"A vegan, cross fitters, and yoga person sit down for dinner And nobody says a word."
"My dad's favorite composer is Beethoven's little brother... Covetoven. Get it? DO YOU?"
"Reminder to all Americans: Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today."
"What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia? Snoop Dinner"
"Why was Noah a great businessman? He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."
"How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches? Wi' jam in"
"Man it would suck if I died on this plane mostly because of some unused gift cards I was waiting for ""the right time"" to use."
"if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like ""yo why did u kill that kid"""
"I told my date I was depressed. I added, ""not like cut my inner thigh depressed, but sleep with you even though I don't like you depressed."""