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Joke of the Day
"In shop class... student: where do you keep your nails? teacher: on my hands, where else?"
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"Jack and John A guy in a plane stood up and shouted ""Hijack!"" Everyone panicked. From the other end of the plane a man stood up and shouted back ""Hi John!"""
"What do you call a fragile camera? A glass Canon."
"*sees lost cat* Hey buddy you lost *reads tag* there's a phone number *dials number* *little cell phone in cats pocket starts ringing*"
"What do you call a party with no Filipino people? A no-Nguyen scenario."
"What a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate."
"When I was a kid my English teacher looked my way and said, ""name two pronouns."" I said, "" who, me?"""
"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."
"[bank robbery] OK EVERYBODY GET DOWN! [dave starts doing the electric slide] Damn it Dave, not you, go grab the money"
"I just don't get you people who prefer the cold over the heat. The best times of my life are spent being hot, sweaty, and naked. Not cold, shivering, and bundled up."