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Joke of the Day
"In shop class... student: where do you keep your nails? teacher: on my hands, where else?"
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"What do you call the richest person in the soup industry? A boullionaire"
"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""
"The North Korean Military"
"I know the year isn't quite over, but so far, what are your Top 50 movies of 2012 with Tyler Perry?"
"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted."
"Whenever a woman tells me that she just wants to have a good time and sleep with me, I say ""You can only pick one."""
"Its pretty annoying how women complain about having 1 baby in their stomach I have like a million in my ballsack and im not complaining."
"You know what they call alternative facts that are true? Facts."
"Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling."