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Joke of the Day

"Schrdringer's cat walks into a bar Or not"

"WIFE: don't be weird at the party tonight ME: am i ever weird? [dinner party] CHERYL: how's the soup taste? ME: like the blood of my enemies"

"So what if Putin fudged election So ve it"

"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."

"How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay? WATERBOARDING!!!"

"Why is Jesus bad at hockey? He always gets nailed to the boards."

"What is the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers."

"I knew a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"Why do Black People only have Nightmares? Cuz we killed the only one with a dream!!! (I'm very sorry, he was a great man whose death should be treated with respect) Happy MLK Day!"