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Joke of the Day
"What's a 6.9 A good time ruined by the period?"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"Superman: Where's Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!"
"Some dude just asked if I was ""herb friendly"". I told him I like basil and dill and he walked off. Guess he didn't have thyme to discuss it."
"My therapist said that I second guess myself too much. [deleted]"
"I only work because it feels so good when I stop."
"How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff? We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box."
"I like it when my kids are old enough to drink out of the toilet on their own. That way I don't have to get out of bed to get them a drink."
"I like my dates like I like my women... ...across the street and unaware that I'm watching!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Scolding and all over my legs"