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Joke of the Day
"Dogs are perfect napkins because they just think you're petting them."
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"People who automatically say it will get better without actually knowing what the problem is... is why there are bodies buried in my yard"
"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says... ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""
"What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard? ""The loser was 'thore'"""
"Some people say I am crazy Lucky for me, only I can hear them"
"The heaviest things in the world: 4) iron 3) lead 2) tungsten 1) a toddler who doesn't want to be picked up"
"What did the dick say to the balls? You two wait outside."
"What streaming site do eldritch horrors use? Cth-Hulu"
"Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."
"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"