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Joke of the Day

"911: Sir, I understand you think it did it against your will and was aggressive but we can't arrest an auto flush toilet. Me: I WASNT READY"

"No thanks private caller, I don't even answer the phone when I know who it is"

"Environmentally speaking you really should reuse plastic bag's To suffocate your children"

"Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot"

"Whats white blue and rectangular? A fridge with a denim jacket on."

"If life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic!"

"Lesbian joke What do lesbians use for lubricant? Tartar sauce!"

"The problem with Freud... The problem with Freud is that none of his theories are testicle. Edit: testable*"

"Did you hear about the redditor who had a girlfriend?"

"Man Bun? or Douche Knot? neither, it's a fairy tail."