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Joke of the Day
"Got 45 minutes to kill? Watch a senior citizen put a key on a keychain."
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"A man walks onto an elevator There's a woman on it he looks at her says can i smell your feet ? The woman looks in disgust , no! She replies. Oh it must be your pussy then."
"Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log."
"Nintendo recently acquired a printing press Word is, they're using it to create legal Nin-tender"
"Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights."
"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."
"A little drunk. Playing scrabble with my cat. Not sure who's winning cause he's eaten most of his tiles."
"I can do something that Einstein can't. Breathe."
"""Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan's sex/ Manafort, Putin's pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn't start the fire..."""
"My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says ""declined"" whenever you use it."