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Joke of the Day

"A Cobra wanted to fight me but I challenged him to a thumb war and he slitthered away embarrassed."

"Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion."

"Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit? I wouldn't want to do anything if you guys said NO."

"My penis is so big, it goes from A to Z! As long as we're talking about my keyboard."

"Boy that Neil Patrick Harris is a real, man's man."

"Your favorite one liner/quick joke? When bored at work I snapchat jokes to friends. Need new material. Could use your favorite short joke."

"An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse... The job was well done."

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"What do you call a record of everything that goes in and out of your ass? An ANALog."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes."