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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence *edit: I kinda thought it was funny, and* poof *it has 3000 upvotes. Thanks for the motivation*"

"The pirate mechanic fixed my sexbot this morning. ""Thar, she blows."""

"So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment ""hahaha"" but the rest of the year it's rude??"

"I asked my friend, ""If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?"" He said, ""Cold War Russia."""

"How do you kill 100 flies? Smack an Ethiopian kid in the face."

"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"

"What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? Yours."

"Yo mama so fat, her gravity bends space-time."

"This is circular logic because this is circular logic."

"I made a belt from all of my old watches last night It was such a waist of time"