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Joke of the Day
"My goal weight is not having to take selfies from such a high angle."
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"If I were Amish, I'd have to convert to Pmish cause I'm not a morning person."
"[guy who named the bedroom gets home] Honey? Our son got in trouble at the learnroom. His teacher called while I was driving in my wheelsbox"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!"
"2 nazis walk into a bar, third one ducks.. just at the reich moment."
"Why is Rose sad? Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7."
"How does constipation work? I don't give a shit."
"My girl's father said ""YOU TOOK MY DAUGHTER'S VIRGINITY""! I replied, ""Sorry. Won't happen again!"""
"I identify with sleeping... Yeah, I'm a nap-kin."
"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"