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Joke of the Day
"I just won an award for my hairdressing skills. Best Newcomber"
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"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... ...one turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there."""
"Is your mum black ? Cause she has a massive dick."
"I couldn't find you any new tampons. but I managed to pull a few strings..."
"My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period."
"Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking."
"Ya know, my dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records once... Wasn't for very long though. Librarian told me to put the book down and get the fuck out before she called the cops."
"When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather."
"Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur? Because he used a honey comb."
"Told by the driver of the bus we were on Driver: so you hear president obama is in the hospital right? Us: no we didnt Driver: he cant stop putin"