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Joke of the Day
"I just won an award for my hairdressing skills. Best Newcomber"
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"""It's okay, man. There are a lot of fish in the sea."" -Weird way to comfort someone whose nephew has just died."
"What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ? Independence Day"
"What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers? Yarrrrrrr Metis!"
"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."
"A guy with crossed eyes.. ..got stuck between a tree."
"You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... I'll draw it"
"Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy? He kept on and on about his mateys."
"I don't trust stairs... They look like they're up to something."
"Pick-up line guaranteed to work every time! Does this smell like chloroform to you??"