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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the W's"
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"Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer? To make it Fall."
"Flogging Molly is a pretty good Irish punk band; They're also 2 activities typically kept very, very separate."
"3 legged Dog A 3 legged dog walks into an old western salon, looks around, and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"A handsome man came up to me today & said ""Hi what's your name?"" I said ""You on Twitter?"" He said ""No"" We're getting married on Monday!"
"I just fell backwards off a stool trying to get the last few crumbs from a Pringles can into my mouth if anyone needs a wife or something."
"Hold on I'm about to count my money. Alright I'm done."
"I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind.. It came completely out of the green"
"Know why the whole thing with hitler and the Jews happens Because he asked for a glass of juice but everyone thought he said gas the Jews."
"Why is there no Mexican olympics? Because everyone that can swim, run and jump is already across the border."