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Joke of the Day
"My friends were making fun of Starlord I told them that Pratt Shaming isn't welcome in my house"
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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"
"Chuck Norris is so awesome... He counted to infinity, twice."
"Having a Hot Wife is like being a diabetic with a coupon for unlimited cheesecakes. It may look nice but you never get to use it. Source: Have a Hot Wife, Never get laid"
"I gave my russian wife a shirt.. but all she did was iron curtains. PS: Found a similar comment."
"[1994] The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio. Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most."
"A boy is walking in the forest with a pedophile ""This forest is really scary,"" says the boy. ""Tell me about it,"" replies the pedophile. ""And I have to walk outta here alone!"""
"Gay dudes are fucking assholes! Straight dudes are fucking vaginas."
"I like my coffee just like I like my slaves... Free"
"The difference between ""like"" ""love"" and ""in love"" is the same as the difference between ""for now"" ""for a while"" and ""forever"""