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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the surgeon who slipped whilst performing a circumcision?........ ......................he got the sack!"

"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."

"Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4? They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions."

"A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time."

"Best politically incorrect joke you have heard ?"

"Just saw a woman, covered in red paint, running and screaming from an abandoned country house, LOL good prank."

"Why would I be a horrible magician? Cuz I'll fuck a trick up."

"The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils."

"did you hear about the rock and roll fishmonger? they sell skate, mackerel and roe."

"I lost my kid at the zoo the other day.... I couldn't find him, so they just shot all the animals."