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Joke of the Day
"Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank."
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"When a woman cooks you dinner you're either going to get laid or poisoned."
"What insect lives on nothing? A moth because it eats holes."
"priest: ""does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"" me: ""SHE LEAVES THE VOLUME ON ODD NUMBERS"" priest: [slowly closes bible]"
"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."
"Knock knock.. Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"
"Pigeons die after they have sex... Did you know pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."
"A termite walks into a bar and asks Is the bartender here?"
"I like giving names to my furniture Right now i'm chillin' with Oscar the Couch"