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Joke of the Day
"What kind of computer sings? A Dell."
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"A termite walks into a bar and says, 'Is the bar tender here?'"
"""Why I watch porn backwards"" -friend doing comedy, please enjoy Reddit!"
"If somebody's presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!"
"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you are... Independant"
"Running through a campground is impossible. You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"
"not one character on the show Friends had a job that was a joke, was broke, or had a love life that was DOA."
"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"I slept with a pharmacist who could come in 10 seconds... Problem is, it took her 30 minutes to count to 10 (Made this up last night while waiting 30 minutes for 10 pills)"