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"He saved his family three times in the Taken films and got no thanks. The next one should be called Taken 4: Granted"

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"If a man runs over his wife, who's fault is it? The mans, why was he driving in the kitchen?"
"Really racist joke ""They say that black is the absence of light, but really it's the absence of a father."""
"Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz."
"Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7? Because windows 7 8 9."
"Our father who art in heaven what does that mean like painting or something"
"What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon."
"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball ? She gagged."
"""I'm on my way."" -People who haven't even left the house yet."
"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""
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