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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Not banging my friends."
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"I long for the good old days, when all the men wore suits and all the women wore dresses and they put cocaine in soda"
"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"
"Why'd the band teacher go to jai? Because he fingered A-minor"
"How I reacted to the Fine Bros controversy... [deleted]"
"When I die I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not like his terrified passengers."
"I decided to replace my belt with multiple watches connected together. It was a big waist of time."
"I posted ""I did it!!!"" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing."
"When listening to skinny girls talk about losing weight it's perfectly reasonable to battle cry then karate chop their tiny stomach's."
"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"