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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Not banging my friends."
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"When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear ""tip to tip"" and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again."
"saw girl I have crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"
"If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces."
"How does a blacksmith know you farted? He smelt it"
"There are two types of girls; girls who are fat and girls who think they are fat."
"Its best to put your phone on some rice when its wet Asian people will come at night and fix it"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !"
"Why do some birds fly south for the winter? Its to far to walk."
"I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys."