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Joke of the Day

"A math joke told to me by another redditor... So... What did the integral say to the equation? ""I don't even..."""

"what do you call a racist Mexican a member of the que que que"

"How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough."

"If you wake up tomorrow with Santa jacking off at your bedside, do not be alarmed. He is giving you a white Christmas"

"Microwave Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables? -fitting the wheelchair in the microwave."

"All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap."

"Blind dates are the best They don't even see me coming"

"My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket, I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON.."

"I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate."

"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."