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Joke of the Day
"Turkey shot down Syrian helicopter at the border. How did they train it to do that?"
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"How do you stop a dog from barking in July? Shoot him in June."
"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove"
"Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards? He's just there so he won't get slimed."
"*angrily whispering over crib* ""Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward."" ""But why do they need their own cribs?"""
"They say a woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less."
"I'm at the age where ""pop, lock, and drop"" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves"
"You had me at let's get divorced."
"Having an argument between Mac and PC is like watching two old men with alzheimer's fight. Eventually they both break down and lose their memory."
"Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach whales swim up to her and sing ""We are family...!"""