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Joke of the Day

"I organized a threesome last night! There were 2 no-shows, but I still had a good time."

"Did you hear about the new chemical that turns lesbians straight? Trycoxide is showing staggering results!"

"Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it."

"What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy."

"Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV. It was a ground breaking news"

"What do you do when a Chemist dies? You Barium."

"I shat on my girlfriends roof. I need to wipe the slate clean."

"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather. He won't be able to read it anyway."

"accountant: ""youre basically broke"" wife: ""he keeps spending money on stupid stuff"" me: ""lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"""

"Who is Hitler's favourite character in Star Wars? Princess Leiabensraum"