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Joke of the Day

"accountant: ""youre basically broke"" wife: ""he keeps spending money on stupid stuff"" me: ""lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"""

"My landlord just called and said my neighbors just complained about all the loud freaky sex they are hearing from my house... So now I'm on my way to buy some headphones for my laptop..."

"Went to get coffee for a coworker. I effed up the order, but used it as a teaching opportunity to illustrate the dangers of outsourcing."

"What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying? Prepear for the end."

"What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?"

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."

"How do men in New Zealand address their women? ""Hey! Ewe!"""

"Knock knock Who's There? Olive. Olive who? Olive my jokes are bad."

"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't."

"Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together "