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Joke of the Day
"When I was an infant I had a nanny that abused me And im still pretty shaken up about it"
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"Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed? With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed"
"Whats the great way to lose some pounds? Leave the EU."
"Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise."
"Don't let... ...an extra chromosome get you down."
"Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer."
"Why couldn't the Mod get into the club? He never got banned."
"I've put a hole in a bar of soap and I use it to masturbate. Normally I wouldn't share this kind of information, but I just have to cum clean."
"It's all fun and games until HR sends an email with ""Your Twitter Account"" in the subject line."
"What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."