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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat person who judges hippos? Hippo-critical."
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"The secret to making a truly tasty vegan burger is to use beef."
"Why do brits have sex more than any other nationality? Because with Cameron in charge they're always going to be fucked."
"Once I came across a bridge that was half concrete and half covered in asphalt It was a real hybridge."
"Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !"
"Taken from a UNIX program called fortune. Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!"
"Wanna know something about whiteboards? They're remarkable."
"what's the best part about being a man? no ."