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Joke of the Day

"Why do brits have sex more than any other nationality? Because with Cameron in charge they're always going to be fucked."

"How many Polaks does it take to come up with heliocentric theory? One."

"What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl? ...A running play - Obviously..."

"Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn? ""The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"""

"What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"

"Does Batman make this look bad? [http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg) I personally think it's funny, but it is pretty fucked up."

"What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver? The home golfer goes WHACK! ""Oh no!"" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa"

"I don't know many football players except... The one with the Messi hair"

"Please Choose a Sears Portrait Background: 1. Autumn Leaves 2. Toenail Fungal Infection 3. Country Cabin 4. Alarmed Possum"

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I heard it might be time consuming."