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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde librarian sleep with a famous musician? She wanted a first edition of Moby's Dick."

"The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent."

"Did you know that the 16th presidency had the best records kept? I think they were called the Lincoln Logs."

"What did the dog bring to party? Wooffies!"

"Just forgot the word 'bagel' and had to say, ""round toast donut."" I think I'm having a stroke."

"To all the single people this Valentines weekend Go fuck yourself ;-)"

"My grandpa has a heart of a lion... ... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"""Support bacteria it's the only culture some people have!"""

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist fuck."

"Bing is a fast search engine because you're the only person using it."