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Joke of the Day
"My favorite alcoholic drink is probably sleep."
Next Joke
"I don't pay my taxes... Because I'm smart."
"What happens after an alligator commits a crime? You call an investigator"
"Where do all the normies play? In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina"
"Why do they call boats ""she""? Because the wives had to get on board somehow."
"Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though."
"I just bought something with money at a store. Now I'm taking it home. I guess it's true: you get what you pay for."
"I just can't stand it when people make jokes about crippled people."
"I replied ""maybe"" to your facebook event out of respect for the inherent uncertainty of life's journey."
"*puts kid in tub* *checks twitter* *forgets about kid* *tweets* *remembers kid* *finds kid-shaped prune floating in tub*"