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Joke of the Day

"Working days I work only for Monday and Tuesday. Because after that even the week says WTF?!..."

"Cop:alright now repeat after me Me:repeat after me C:no not yet M:no not yet C:stop M:stop C:put your hands in the air M:put your h.."

"My friends are named after what they do... My friend Butch is a butcher, my friend Taylor is a tailor, and my black friend's name is Rob"

"I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today... It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked."

"/r/LatvianJokes, you are Subreddit of the Day! Congratulations! Is only joke. Is actually secret police."

"I repurposed some lumber. It was ex-siding."

"An Idiot boy held his breath for as long as he could. after about two minutes the boy fainted."

"I can't believe other countries are allowed to celebrate the New Year before America. Some superpower we turned out to be."

"I have an extensive library of over 2,000 classic, important books just in case you have a question about the first 54 pages of one of them."

"What's the funniest type of Mexican food? Fajitahahahas"