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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi"

"To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word."

"Why did the pope have so many children? Because his condom was a little holy..."

"If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook."

"The Queen is what she drinks... Royalty [ I hope this isn't a repost. I thought of it on my own]"

"What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko"

"I haven't gained weight. I'm just retaining cookies."

"I still occasionally fap over my ex Made a copy of the key to her place when we were together, and she's a heavy sleeper"

"It's my ninth anniversary on Twitter. I could not have done it without my ex-wife and my kids whose names I no longer remember."

"Just locked eyes with a four year old boy while I violently choked on a piece of popcorn. He didn't look away. He would have watched me die."