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Joke of the Day
"Three feminists had a picnic... It didn't last long - none of them made sandwiches."
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"Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home."
"Did you hear that sugar is magic? It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!"
"maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america"
"Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino? He liked his rhinos sunny side up."
"How do you get a Twinkie pregnant? How to put it in a box of Ding Dongs."
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him to screw it in."
"My girl told me she's depressed. Because of her weight, she suffers discrimination. I told her ""Just ignore them. You're bigger than that."""
"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."
"You should know you'll get loud when you start drinking. It says right there on the label, ""Alcohol by volume."""