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Joke of the Day
"Three feminists had a picnic... It didn't last long - none of them made sandwiches."
Next Joke
"I 've got an intense fear that I am a hypochondriac, or at least showing symptoms of one"
"At my last checkup the doctor said he needed a urine sample, a semen sample and a stool sample ... ... I said "" Doc, I can speed this along - I'll just leave you my underwear !"""
"What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef stroking off"
"*sits 27 hours for an oil on canvas portrait* omg delete that. Bartholomew i'm serious do not fucking hang that in the Great Hall"
"Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant."
"Yelling ""Whore!"" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn around is pretty......... fun."
"Why do people call the deceased ""late""? They aren't late.. They aren't coming."
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale."
"Whenever a character in a book praises the cleverness of another character's idea, it's really just the author praising their own idea."