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Joke of the Day
"When does a gas become a liquid? When it stains your underwear."
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"Whoa. The house telephone thingy just rang. Couldn't remember what to do so I stopped, dropped and rolled."
"Why do Asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."
"What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P"
"Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !"
"It's weird how opposites attract, like red wine & a new shirt"
"My son came to my crying today and said, ""Dad, when you are at work, Uncle Dave touches me."" Couldn't believe it.. My own son... A fucking snitch"
"If you have a parrot and you don't teach him to say ""Help, they turned me into a parrot"" you wasting everybody's time Shamelessly stolen from /r/funny"
"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""
"Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness? Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell."