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Joke of the Day

"I'm not John Madden, just John Disappointeden."

"I went on a date last night!nIt went really well...up until the moment the couple realized I was following them & promptly called the cops."

"*lights dim in restaurant* DATE: did it just become sexier in here? ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU"

"Your mom is so ugly... ... That she committed suicide and the devil sent her right back."

"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut is a girl who sleeps with everyone. A bitch is a girl who sleeps with everyone **except you**!"

"Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money? I heard it suffered from withdrawls."

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the Titanic? Ones full of dead semen and the other one is the Titanic"

"Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his."

"wanna hear a really bad joke Go to r/jokes and go to the new category"

"Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them"