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Joke of the Day

"I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. 7 also got herpes from 14 and stabbed 23 through 30 in a gang fight."

"Me: I love you Wife: I will testify against you if required"

"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"

"What are some benefits to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"The voices in my head have been quiet for a while. They probably broke something."

"My penis was once in the Guinness Book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A Brunette with bad breath."

"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."

"a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread"