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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner."
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"Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special."
"Dear McDonald's cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, don't forget the toy b!tch."
"I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia."
"What do you call a Mexican child? A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese."
"What does Trump say after sex? ""You're the best daughter ever."" (Credit for inspiration to the ""What does Bill say to Hilary after sex"" joke)"
"OMG guys just watched the news and those ""COEXIST"" bumper stickers totally aren't working :/"
"Guy cut me off & I shouted, ""you are unable to pleasure your wife. OR HUSBAND."" Cause he needs to know I'm angry, yet progressive."
"TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950's. Apparently they opposed integration."
"What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in three trash cans."