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Joke of the Day

"I always wanted to know what it felt like to blow $85k So today I stood in front of Annex Hall and asked the first art major I saw."

"Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream? Both are in *a la mode*."

"How I fall asleep People get jealous of me because of how fast I fall asleep so I'm going to share my secret. First of all, ally you have to do is close your ey..."

"Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot."

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit"

"My website just crashed from a huge influx of traffic today... I wonder why so many people are interested in my superb owl, today of all days. I mean, he's really great and all, but he's just an owl."

"I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning."

"What ""bus"" crossed the ocean? Columbus."

"Girlfriend Joke - Written by Me I was in the shower with my girlfriend the other day and I asked her, ""Have you ever been peed on in the shower?"" She said, ""NO!"" I said, ""Yes, Yes you have!"""

"I found a hole in my pants this morning No one's looking into it"