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Joke of the Day

"My daughter has an ice skating date with her boyfriend tonight. So I'll be the guy skating behind two 12 year olds carrying a shotgun."

"Police headquarters was broken into last night. All the toilets were stolen. Investigators have nothing to go on."

"If vampires like the taste of blood so much they should floss."

"Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her."

"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out"

"Have you heard of OS X Def Leppard? It runs on ARM."

"What's got no teeth, and smells? The gearbox in my wife's car."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin? Because she was his relative"

"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? [They're all gone.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwDgz053PI)"