136793
Joke of the Day
"I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. It came out of nowhere."
Next Joke
"New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: ""Come out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."""
"Why do Ethiopian women give the best blowjobs? You know they'll swallow"
"When carrying a sleeping child to bed in the dark, make sure all intervening doors are open. Babies make cranky, ineffective battering rams."
"Drinking Coors is like sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water"
"If Hillary wins the election... Will she hire immigrants to install the glass ceiling in the White House?"
"Today I was asked if the guy that put up the blinds... was a blind installer. I said, 'Nope, he could see.'"
"Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand not his ass or he'd have shot out web every time he farted."
"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By running. J.K! Rowling."
"What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk"