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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who designs playgrounds? A Park-itect"
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"Don't you just hate those guys who show up at your door and tell you that you need to be saved or you'll burn? Fucking firemen."
"You might think the cock and balls are similar. But there's a vas deferens between them."
"Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad."
"If you watch The Matrix backwards, a young man slowly comes down from a wild acid trip before returning to his low-level tech job."
"Why does the house only have one window? Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)"
"Never trust an atom They make up *everything*"
"A rich guy walks by.. When someone asks,""What's that smell?"" The man turns around and says,""I'm sorry, it must be my Elon Musk."""
"Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"
"NASA: what makes u qualified for our mission to mars? ME: i desperately want to be shot into deep space, where there are definitely no geese"