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Joke of the Day
"My toddler puts his pants on just like everyone else. One arm at a time."
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"Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)"
"A man was complaining to a friend. ""I had it all. Money a beautiful house a BIG car the love of a beautiful woman then POW! it was all gone!"" ""What happened?"" asked the friend. ""My wife found out."""
"Without nipples, breasts would be pointless."
"After a few days without my phone, I've learned what's really important in life. My phone."
"What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? 2-3 weeks tops."
"New Thesaurus I bought a new thesaurus, it's terrible. It's also terrible."
"Whiteboards are... Remarkable"
"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker.. And a prostitute with diarrhea..? An epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.."
"Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive."