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Joke of the Day
"what did one car say to the other? we are cars"
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"*clicks on article abt miley cyruses tongue bein so white* this is the shit. the good shit which i crave in a infinite universe of mystery"
"What did the cliff say to the landslide? Chalk to you later."
"When 2 Chainz doesn't want to be recognized he just takes off one chain."
"What's the worst smell in the world? An anchovie's cunt."
"So excited for work tomorrow! Also, I typically show excitement by listening to Coldplay and crying for a solid 45 minutes."
"What kind of computer says ""Hello""? A Dell"
"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."
"Never tell a woman to calm down when she's drunk, it's like baptizing a cat. It's not gonna work"
"""What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?"" ""He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."""