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Joke of the Day
"Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes? There was a sin tax error. [8.5]"
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"What language does gay Jesus speak? Heblew"
"They should make realistic pregnancy test commercials. 2 best friends in a bathroom praying for a neg & celebrating w a shot & a happy dance"
"what never gets old? a miscarriage."
"""Hell, yes."" ...the devil answered the phone."
"A male law is going on a date A male law thought he was going to dinner with a female decree, but it turned out it was a mandate!"
"Man buys a cat, finds out cat is fake. It's the cats name... Ba dum dun... Tsi! Thanks folks, I'll be here all night..."
"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be an actor"" Now I'm the only one laughing"
"What do you call a slice of bread from another country? An immigraint."
"A man walks out of a bar... drunk and looks at his watch,it says 10:00 and after a few seconds it changes to 10:01 and he yells out ""I time travelled!"""